Unique Crumpler Features for unique Crumpler Bags
Ever wondered what it is that makes Crumpler products so special and sexy? Here's where you find the answer...your personal Crumpler is full of appealing, unique features that will make you proud and sexy and others envious ! Let them eat sh... whilst you dine at the finest table of the finest restaurant in town...
Tight Lips shock proof laptop holders inside yr bag
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Chicken Tex Supreme Crumpler’s own official super high performance 1000d fabric, lightweight, durable, resists tearing and quick drying for cluckin great bags.
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Weasel Proof Crumpler’s own bag safety system to keep out thievin weasels.
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Size our bags come in all shapes and sizes and they’re OK with that
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Spoof Proof Water proof ripstop lining – also helpful if it’s rainin men.
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Dr. Bodenschatz Backhugger hugs your back . . . like you want it to
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Love Handles xtra loops on yr bag for hanging onto pouches and accessories . . . good and strong like yr uncle’s handles . . .
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Most Excellent This means yr bag is guaranteed to last even longer than yr fetishes.
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Clasping Lightweight shock resistant neoprene fabric that wraps tight round your digital gear protecting it from knocks and scrapes. . .
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Shiny reflective stripe on yr bag so u can be seen at night cos u doooo wannabee seeeeeen . . .
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